Thursday, November 30, 2006

Merkin Notations


In response to j0bot blog:

"dear joe,
I noticed you mentioned to Jesse in your entry about alternative energy/charlie rose to watch out for the "merkin" reference in an article link.

The idea you would coquettishly giggle at the thought of Merkin-culture and those who should choose or not to indulge is not only immature, but outright offensive.

My first thought was you opposed the wear of Merkin to satisfy your own distaste for meat products/animal cruelty. You should know many Merkins are constructed of human hair or nylon. Yak fur is no longer the only means of Merkin-making material.

Do your research, Mr. Bot."

1 Comments:

Blogger j0eb0t-xj9 said...

thank you andromecus. I always appreciate some constructive criticism, though in your case I hesitate to grant that title.

Because you jump quickly to conclusions, you would not have picked up the tragic merkin personal history encoded into my PVDS blog post.

You see, my other brother, William, was strangled by a wry merkin thread back in 89. When my parents tried to cover it all up and continue in our normal lifestyle, my family was run right out of hopkins.

That is why I pointed my one remaining live brother to the merkin reference, which itself is quite tragic.

I find your anger baiting tactics brutish and hamfisted. You of all people (don't forget the ball gag manifesto we conjured in 97) should know I permit all types of sexual transgressions.

however this is all bridge under the water. what truly irks me is that you misspell my blog handle, or blogdle.

it's

j0eb0t

5:27 PM  

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